Thank you for smoking аудиокнига

Now I'm a fella with a heart of gold - With the ways of a gentleman I've been told A kind of a guy that wouldn't even harm a flea But if me and a certain character met - The guy that invented the cigarette I'd murder that son of a gun in the first degree It ain't that I don't smoke myself - And I don't reckon they'll hinder your health I've smoked them all my life and I ain't dead yet But nicotine slaves are all the same - At a pettin party or a poker game Everythin's gotta stop while you have that cigarette Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette puff puff puff and if you smoke yourself to death Tell St Peter at the Golden Gate that you hate to make him wait But you just gotta have another cigarette Now at a game of chance the other night - Ol' Dame Fortune was a doin' me right The kings and queens just kept on comin' round And I got a full and I bettet high - But my bluff didn't work on a certain guy He just kept a risin' and layin' his money down He'd raise me and I'd raise him - And I sweated blood you gotta sink or swim He finally called and he couldnt raise the bet I said aces full pal how about you‿ - He said I'll tell you in a minute or two But right now I just gotta have another cigarette‿ The other night I had me a date - With the cutest little gal in the fifty states One of them highbred up-town fancy little dames Now she said she loved me and it seemed to me - That things were just about like they oughta be So hand in hand we strolled down Lover's Lane She was oh so far from a chunk of ice - And our smoochin' party was a goin' real nice So help me Hannah and I think I'd of been there yet But I give her a kiss and a little squeeze - And she said Now Tex excuse me please But I just gotta have another cigarette" Smoke smoke smoke... X 2 You just gotta have another cigarette